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[24 Feb 2009|08:24am] |
I no longer have the interest, time or caring to continue writing in this journal. It was fun for a while, but no longer.
I feel like this journal could go on to somebody who actually has some writing talent, somebody who can be a Darth Vader the people really can get behind.
If you think this is you, send me an email with the request and give me a short summary as to why you want the journal. I'll then pack up my things, provide you with what you need to get started and take my overgrown, mechanical-sith-ass outta here.
a_skywalkersith(a+)yahoo.com, dudes.
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| just amazing.. |
[04 Nov 2008|09:14pm] |
I am so proud of what the United States of America has achieved tonight.
Forgetting policy. Forgetting politics. A black man is the President. A black man who knows how to incite emotion and ideals and hope in those around him. I am in awe of this man and his ability to speak.
What a fantastic acceptance.
Darth Vader approves.
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| Intergalactic Obama |
[04 Nov 2008|09:02am] |
Intergalactic voting is currently underway.
I'm considering running for President of the United Earth States in your year of 2012. I'll be looking for a Vader/Obama ticket. That being said, the Galactic Vote has overwhelmingly denied John McCain.
VADER FOR OBAMA '08.
note: I am not voting for Obama because we're both black.
note 2: I looked better on the cover of Time, even if I was just an artists rendering. They rendered my awesome.
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| Music for Breast Cancer Awareness (Or, Help Save Tits) |
[12 Aug 2008|11:34am] |
My good friend, and musician Sean Armstrong (aka Sliptide) has released a new album to help raise awareness for Breast Cancer. (Yay! Saving Tits is a great cause.
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100% of the proceeds goes to Seans 3-Day Breast Cancer walk, which spans 60 miles. That's a long way to walk, but for tits, it's worth it.
The music itself is of the electronic variety. Inspired by artists such as Prodigy, Massive Attack, and the Crystal Method. From more upbeat, dance styles to downbeat relaxed rhythms, Sliptide really hits on a well-rounded musical base. You can find info on Sliptide right here.
http://sliptide.blogspot.com/
Take a listen, if you like, give it a purchase and help Sean in his effort to raise awareness for Breast Cancer.
Buy a CD and save tits.
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| Goddamn Vehicles |
[07 Aug 2008|12:13pm] |
Darth Vader is annoyed. My goddamn vehicle had to go into the shop today. The check engine light was on (yeah, SSD's have those stupid guages and a tachometer and the like), and it was leaking power steering fluid (I didn't even know this Super-Class Star Destroyers HAD power steering, considering they corner worse than a drunken bantha.) On top of that, the ball joints (WTH!?) appear to need replacing.
$2000 Credits for the whole thing.
I mean, I realize I rule a whole shitload of the galaxy, but that's a lot of scratch for a lonely Sith lord. So, the check engine light will be turned off because the power steering will be fixed. The ball joints we'll just have to take care of later.
Man, vehicles are expensive. F responsibility.
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| PAX 2008 |
[02 Aug 2008|10:58am] |
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Darth Vader has received his PAX passes in the mail. Darth has passes for all 3 days, but will probably only attend 2.
Darth Vader is trying the 3rd person speak.
I wish Darth Vader was in the 360 version of Soul Calibur instead of that stupid, wrinkled, green, midget dick Yoda. I better end up being DLC. >:
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| This just in... |
[27 Jun 2008|08:33pm] |
Darth Vader is bake-aked.
I am seriously faced here, guys. Gimme some feedback, how do you like my laser.
Actual question now, for everybody on my F-List (friends list silly, not any weird sex list! hahahomglol)
If you knew your kid was going to kill you, would you take that information into account so that you could vanquish him in his time of what is seemingly his victory OR would you just go down like a punk-fool?
Vader land, let me hear your voice.
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[01 Jan 2008|03:36pm] |
It's a New Year.
I got CRUNK last night. I short-circuted my electronic stomach and puked in my mask.
Tasting Jalapeno Poppers 3 times (once going down, once coming up and the again going back down due to lack of space in mask) was sweet. I was unaware I could get food to my stomach via my nose, but this morning, i'm still filled with spicy sinus goodness.
I don't remember much about last night, but that party was off the chizain.
Break yo'self, fool.
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[23 Nov 2007|01:36pm] |
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When I grow up, I want to be an Iron Chef.
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[17 Nov 2007|08:55am] |
Apparently some earth-bound company called Sony (sp?) has opted to put MY face on the back of some entertainment apparatus called a PSP? First of all, they WILL be hearing from my lawyers. I'm getting no monetary cut from this infringement and i'll be damned if I'll let some jackass sully my good face! Secondly, what the hell is a PSP? Prisoner of Space Pirates?
If that f'ing Solo guy got to earth and is causing a ruckus, his mom is gonna be maaaaaddddddd.
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[01 Mar 2007|03:19pm] |
Here's a random thought.
When you're going lightspeed and decide to take a turn, how about putting on your fucking spaceships indicator light?
Now I have a metric fuckton of galactic insurance paperwork to fill out all because I couldn't break in time. It's not like we're talking about a couple thousand parsecs a second here...we're talking LIGHT-FUCKING-SPEED.
I swear to christ, the InterGalactic DOL can swab my mechanical taint with their tongues. They'll license anybody.
Stupid fucking Trandoshans.
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[01 Dec 2006|04:40pm] |
Titties.
Put 'em on the glass. Let's see it!
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[12 Oct 2006|07:02pm] |
Is it weird that I ejaculate oil?
Nobody likes getting a facial from me. :(
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[30 Sep 2006|12:19am] |
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Damn. I need to get me some ASS!
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[06 Sep 2006|02:37pm] |
Yeah, I was meant to destroy the Sith not join it. I've heard this for SO long.
Guess what?
I needed a change.
Now, i'm on a beach, relaxing...just my helmet, my chest piece and a pair of sweet ass hawaiian shorts + shirt. It's NICE.
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[27 May 2006|11:09am] |
I wish I was an X-Man. That Nightcrawler guy looks pretty sweet. I wonder why they didn't put him in the new cinematic masterpiece.
I also like the big metal dude. He reminds me of...me. Except, i'm not Russian. I wonder what i'd sound like if I were.
In soviet russia, Vader Darth's you.
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